Jackson Pollack Walks Into a Bar . . .

. . . carrying a paint-splattered canvas under his arm. Displaying it to the bartender, he says, "Look what I almost stepped in!"

Man, this is a tough room! How about this one: I walk into a used bookstore and, hours later, come out with a box of books.

In this box are three Roth [The Book of 101 Books] true first editions:



The punchline: how much I paid for the box of books.

Never mind, you probably wouldn't think it's very funny.